scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.
eating all the babies
actual cannibal jake english
LIVING IN THE WOODS
JAKE ENGLISH
KILLING FOR SPORTS
JAKE ENGLISH
Beware.
Uh, just to clarify things, I don’t actually dislike Meenah—she is pretty amusing—but this is still great.
See, Aranea, this is difficult to explain because
She is exactly the same person.
So, what you have to confront is the simple fact that, given the opportunity, your friend’s megalomaniacal tendencies would kill everyone.
This update leads me to believe that this Dirk is not, in fact, a figment of Jake’s brain but is just pretending to be.
Of course, watch Hussie make it totally canonically possible for thoughts to be smelt.
But nah I think there’s something fishy about brain!Dirk.
I want to puuuuuull iiiit.
Whoa… and how could I have never noticed this? orz
It’s very cute, though. It’s also more subtle than the average ahoge.
It is his ahoge. He just does a good job hiding it.
If you get the reference, you had a good childhood.
what happened when i discovered basking sharks today
You have encountered a ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ
Options:
ＰＥＴ ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ
ＳＮＵＧＧＬＥ ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ
ＫＩＳＳ ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ
You have chosen ＫＩＳＳ ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ
Ｉ－ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＮＯＴ ＬＩＫＥ ＴＨＥ ＴＳＵＮＤＥＲＥ ＩＳ ＰＬＥＡＳＥＤ ＯＲ ＡＮＹＴＨＩＮＧ
