“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”
50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
florida youve lost your america privileges stop please
It’s motherfucking Croatoan.
Good luck to all of you. I’m going to stay up here and hope zombies don’t dig the Canadian cold. (even though it’s summer fUCK)